Super Story #1

JTR asked him what happened. RJ told me about his first out of Canada trip in which he had seen Jurassic Park and went to hunt dinosaurs. When he got to the aera that Jurassic Park would have happened in he of course found nothing and assumed they had all died. Some time latter when Lost World Jurassic Park hit the silver screen he again thought dinosaurs were real and went to hunt them. When again he found the dinosaurs not where they should be he went and shot Mr. Spielberg in the foot. Turns out it was a wax modle of Spielberg that RJ shot.

After helping JTR, Jorge, and Jeeves settle the situation, Sheriff Charles begins to question JTR. It's rather odd that JTR and his crew should show up at McDonalds just as all this craziness begins. JTR assures him that they are just grabbing a bite to eat before moving on there way to save RJ. The Sheriff isn't convinced that they aren't up to some thing so he decides to follow them. Jeeves happens to know that they need a special something to get RJ out so they head to a friends house to get it with the Sheriff following.

Well Jeeves figures that they should head to Gra’s house because he knows that in her protecting the forests and whatnot she is bound to have a saw at her house. So with the sheriff following them they head to Gra’s house. She smiles at them and when they ask her for a saw she tells them she gave them away, but saved one. Unfortunately it was a seesaw, Jeeves decided they could use that anyway. Sheriff Charles doesn’t know what to make of this new seesaw but he thinks he will stick around and watch what JTR and his crew are doing. Jorge noticed something off to their left in the woods outside Gra’s house…

Jorge alerts the others that something is out there. They are careful not to look all at the same time so they won't scare whatever it might be. They each slowly move around taking only quick glances and soon discover that the Mortar Creek Witch is sneaking up on Sheriff Charles. They decide to get to heck out of Dodge so JTR, Jorge, Jeeves, and Gra grab the seesaw and hop in the JTR car.

JTR peels out and Sheriff Charles pursues. The Mortar Witch had left Mortar for the first time in years and after the Sheriff peeled out to follow JTR and the gang she got sprayed with dirt. So, insulted she heads back for Mortar in a huff. JTR and the gang shoot through the streets of Millbrook with the Sheriff on their tail. How can they go get RJ if the Sheriff puts them in jail?

Well JTR goes down rose hill rd in hopes of losing the sheriff, sadly sheriff Charles has called in Deputy Anson to put up a road block. Well JTR sees it coming and does a quick turn around, Anson tried to radio Charles but was to late, So JTR passes by Charles so both Anson and Charles are following quickly behind them, they turn onto main street and to JTR’s surprise two more deputies ( Casson, Goodyn)have shown up, thankfully they are also surprised and file in behind Charles and Anson, so down main street JTR is ziping thru cars and most of the Law is slowly maneuvering thru traffic when suddenly JTR sees his chance to escape. A truck with a ramp on it.so JTR decides to jump it with the Law following closely behind… (In the mist of the manuevering to get away, the group had turned off on Main Street onto the Toll Bridge Road. This is where JTR spotted the Truck with the ramp.)

JTR realizes that simply jumping the truck would not help them get away because Sheriff Charles and his Deputies would just go around. He needed a break of some sort. Just then, his break appeared. It was a Train which was stopped and had the entire road blocked. The truck with the ramp was the first vehicle to reach the train. JTR said this is it guys, hold on. So he hit the gas, went up the ramp, over the train, and landed with a bang on the other side. Sheriff Charles and his Deputies all hit the brakes and skidded to a screaching halt.

JTR and the crew sat motionless on the opposite side of the train for a moment letting what had just happened catch up with them. After a moment of silence they all let out a giant cry of excitment! They couldn't believe what they had just done. Just then the train started to move so JTR hit the gas and sped away towards Montgomery. Once there they got on 65 north going towards Birmingham. After a good hour of driving and carrying on amoungst themselves Jeeves caught sight of something out of the corner of his eye. It was a man riding a moose down the side of the highway going south. It took him a minute but Jeeves suddenly realysed who it was. It was RJ!

Well JTR and the crew decide that since the law is after them anyway, they will jump the big embankment to get to the south side. Thankfully Sheriff Charles and his deputies didn't notice so for now they are headed to Birmingham. Well JTR pulls next to RJ and asks how he got out of Jail and just as RJ is about to tell him, a dark and small figure jumps out of the trees ready to attack. Witnesses arn't sure if the figure was wearing red or not.

At this point, everything went crazy. The creature scared the moose so bad, it let out a really loud yelp and started running down the Interstate. RJ was right behind the moose trying to get it under control. Cars were swerving everywhere, several cars went off the road to the right, and several went into the median. JTR and crew knew they needed to do something so they jumped in the car and took off after RJ and the moose.

As they started after RJ, Gra became concerned as to whether anyone had been hurt when the cars went off the road. Jeeves and Gra got out of the car and went to make sure everyone was okay. JTR and Jorge got after RJ and his moose. In all the confusion everyone seemed to have forgotten that anything had jumped out at all. They didn't have to go too far to find RJ and his moose. The moose had calmed down and RJ was riding him back towards where they had been. When they got back to Gra and Jeeves they found Sheriff Charles and his three deputies waiting. Aparently they had been radioed about the acident and turned around. They arrested JTR, RJ, and Jorge for reckless indangerment. Gra and Jeeves were escorted home. As they were leaving the scene in the back of a police car JTR managed to catch a glimps of a caped figure standing just behind the tree line... Aja the Red!

Well at the jail house JTR, RJ, and Jorge all got phone calls. JTR called his Dad, Tom. RJ still confused about the situation called JTR, but got no signal, and Jorge did a prank call on Sheriff Charles. Tom tried at first to be nice about it and bail them out, but Sheriff Charles would not let him. So Tom did what one with JTR’s lineage would do. He stole one of the deputy’s cars and rammed it through the cell that JTR, RJ, and Jorge were in and freed them. When the law found out they jumped in their cars but Tom had thought first, and he tied all of the police cars together so when all the cars tried to zoom off they ended up wrecking all the cars. So for now the law is no longer on JTR’s tail, but I think they should ditch the police car for something safer, and figure out why Aja the Red attacked them.

Even though Sheriff Charles isn't chasing them and things seem to have relaxed, they know that Sheriff Charles can and will call in help from other places. They needed another ride. They head over to the junkyard to see their friend Bubba. Bubba was glad to take the Police car off of their hands and give them one of the many cars he rebuilt from junkers at the yard. The car they got was a really terrible looking car but ran like a scared Deer. They decided to head back up the interstate to see if they could find any evidence of what Aja was up too.

When they get to the scene of the crash they begin to search the area for anything that might be a clue as to what Aja the Red is up to. Jorge is the one that finds it. He discovers a blue Wal-Mart vest behind the tree where JTR had seen Aja standing. They leapt into the clunker that Bubba had given them (which they have named "The Junk Runner") and spead towards Prattville. Once at the Wal-Mart they realized it wouldn't be so smart to just waltz right in. JTR decided they would have to sneak in to the store. Jorge pointed out that Aja would probably be useing the back rooms and storage areas for any evil planning. Tom pointed out that they might need to make a speedy get away. He agreed to stay outside with the car. So it was agreed! While Tom waited outside JTR, RJ, and Jorge would break into the back area of Wal-Mart!

Well in deciding to break into Wal-Mart, neither of the three heroes could decide a good way to do it. So they decided that each should try a plan, if it worked they would all join. Jorge planned to dig under the back walls and thru the floors. RJ decided the best way was to try and blow a wall down to hop right in. JTR opted for a more quite approach he simply walked thru the front doors, and strode right into the back of Wal-Mart (he looked like he knew what he was doing so no one asked any questions). Well Jorge’s plan was gradually working he even had poked his head out and was in the back area, RJ however never was able to find any explosives so he wandered in with JTR, he however was asked questions, but he used some go-away cans and ran off into the back area. Jorge finally broke thru and snuck around. The three eventually met up and all sneaked towards the deepest part of the Wal-Mart back area. They peered behind some boxes and saw Aja the red, and the Walton family (the owners of Wal-Mart) discussing an evil plan.

They weren't in a good position to hear what was being said so they decided to move in closer. As they were moving in, RJ stepped on a ketchup packet from McDonalds which made an really weird sound and shot ketchup all over Jorge's leg. They had to hide immediately because Aja the red and the Walton's turned to look. Aja got up and started walking towards our heros when suddenly, a man dressed like Santa Clause appeared and Aja stopped and turned around. This Santa Clause dude was carrying a red bag full of something that Aja and Walton's were excited about getting. Who was this person and what was he carrying?

As the Santa man set his bag down our heros here some one say, "Good work, Garth." The Santa Claus man then took off his fake beard and hat to reveial his true identity. It was Garth Brooks! And the bag was filled with the new Garth Brooks Wal-Mart box set collections. The Waltons and Aja the Red were over come with joy. They heard Aja say, "And with JTR and his stupid do gooders out of the way nothing can foil this plan! They then began to discuss, like giddy childern, their evil plan. Aja the Red had used her powers to brain wash Garth Brooks into choosing one sole retailer to release his new box set collection. That retailer being Wal-Mart. This had never been successfully done before. But Garth Brook's fame and fan following mixed with a little of Aja's power made it work. JTR noticed that Garth was just standing there like a knot on a log. Apparently with the success of this situation it would be easier to convince other artist to do the same. The plan was that Aja the Red would brain wash all the top artist and producers into useing only Wal-Mart as the retailer of their product. This way the big bucks would roll in to Wal-Mart and kill off compeditors. And, of course Aja the Red would be in on the benifits. In short Aja and the Waltons were planning to take over the music retail industry. JTR, RJ, and Jorge sat there in shock. Aja asked Garth to go put the box sets up. Garth put his costume back on grabbed up the bag and started walking right to where our heros were hiding!

Well our heroes tried to think of a way to escape, but sadly Garth Brooks saw them. He at first seemed confused then he attacked. Well Garth was overpowered by JTR, RJ, and Jorge. Aja the red and the Waltons noticed the commotion and called in for back up, out came two more singing stars that were also brainwashed. It was Weird Al and Vanilla Ice. Soon our heroes had to fight fairly, JTR tried to fight off Garth Brooks, Jorge was successfully beating Vanilla Ice, and RJ and Weird Al got confused and started running in circles. Well after a little bit of fighting it was basically at a standstill. Tom had gotten tired of waiting outside so he wanted to see what was going on. The Waltons have noticed that the fight isn’t going well so they are stepping in along with their brainwashed singers. Aja the red however doesn’t seem to want to get into the fight. Well at the last moment Tom runs in, and it looks as if the guys wont be as outnumbered as before…

When the Walton's see Tom run in they decide it is time to do something to get this under control. They also saw an opportunity to turn this into a money making event so they stop the fight and start to make a proposition. JTR, Jorge, RJ, and Tom are ready to get the heck out of there. Aja the red steps in before the proposition is made and says I think we need to have a pow wow before you make any propositions. The Waltons agreed and so they went off with Aja the Red to a private spot and started talking. Our Heros were a little worried at this point simply because they didn't know what they were about to get into. What could they be talking about?

JTR, Jorge, RJ, and Tom wait rather impatiently. Garth, Vanilla, and Weird Al are standing gaurd by every exit to make sure our heros can't escape. Jorge started to get a really bad feeling about what was going on in the little pow wow in the next room. So JTR and Jorge started to try and come up with an escape plan. Just then the door to the next room flew open with a loud, "BOOM!" JTR and company spun around to find the Waltons walking forward with a very blank look in their eyes. Suddenly Garth, Vanilla, and Weird Al started coming forward as well. The Waltons had been brain washed by Aja the Red's powers. Tom glanced passed the Waltons to the room they had just come from. Aja had busted open the grand safe and was stashing all the cash in a big bag. Tom knew they had to stop her. He took a good run and managed to manuver past the Waltons and the brain washed singers. Aja ran with Tom on her tail. JTR, RJ, and Jorge, however, couldn't get past. Looks like Tom is after Aja and JTR, RJ, and Jorge are in for one hell of a fight!

Well since Tom ran off to stop Aja the red JTR, RJ, and Jorge had to fight the brainwashed singers. The Waltons however have gave chase on Tom, so at least its a simi fair fight. JTR went one on one with Garth Brooks, RJ took on Weird Al, and Jorge fought Vanilla ice. Well, Jorge was able to beat Ice pretty easily because vanilla ice is a sad white guy who can't fight, while Jorge is Mexibrookian. RJ and Weird Al couldn't quite figure out how to fight so they had a thumb war to see who won the fight. JTR and Garth had a good old fasioned rough and tumble brawl, eventually though Jorge joined into the fight and they were able to beat Garth. JTR and Jorge noticed the RJ and Weird Al had not yet finished their thumb war, so they ran on to help Tom and hopefully catch Aja the Red.

Tom was having a difficult time keeping up with Asia the Red because she knew the layout better than him and because she was so quick. The irony of it all was that what kept pushing Tom was the fact that the Walton's were chasing him. Unknown to Tom was what kept the Walton's moving was the fact that JTR and Jorge was chasing them. It was like everyone was chasing everyone except of course Aja the Red who was just trying to get away and RJ and Weird Al who was still stuck in a thumb war. This parade of chaos continued for several minutes until suddenly, they all came face to face with each other. The Walton's noticed that Aja the Red was holding a bag. They wanted to know what was in the bag. She hem hawed around then started running again. The Walton's came to a sudden realization that something wasn't right here so they started chasing Aja the Red along with Tom, JTR, and Jorge. Aja tried to escape through one of the back doors but it was locked. She decided she would have to make her break through one of the front doors so she headed that way. Pre-occupied with the caravan of folks that was chasing her, she forgot where she was and rounded a corner and got clothes lined by RJ and Weird Al, who were still locked in a fierce thumb war.

Tom caught up with her as a confused Weird Al and RJ ended the thumb war to see what happened. The Waltons caught up next and quickly snatched up the bag. In the mean while JTR and Jorge had decided to slow down Garth and Vanilla. They sprung a trap by leading them into the toy section and knocking bikes off the ceiling at them. Garth and Vanilla where burried in a sea of bikes and swamped by Garth Brooks fans. JTR and Jorge arrived just as Tom and the Waltons discovered that Aja the Red had been trying to make off with all of the profitts. Weird Al apologized to RJ and helped them tie Aja up. In all the chaos some one had called the police. Prattville's good Sheriff Smalls showed up at the exact same time that Sheriff Charles and his deputies found there way to the scene.

As Sherrif Charles and his deputies were rushing to try and arrest JTR, RJ, Tom, and Jorge, Sheriff Smalls stepped in and told Charles that JTR had just saved the Waltons from Aja the Red. Charles being stubborn told Smalls what he had gone thru chasing JTR and his band of miscreants. Just as Smalls was about to argue with Charles the Waltons stepped up and said as a reward for saveing their money, and thier company, they won't press any charges, and whatever legal fees JTR and his crew had they would pay. Charles said, "Ok thats fine with me," and drove off. Aja the Red however yelled out , "I'll get you for this JTR!" Smalls put her into the police car, and told JTR to stay out of trouble. Just after Smalls left RJ said he was going back to California, he said he knows Speilberg is hiding the dinosaurs but he wants something else... a Death Star so he is headed for George Lucas's Skywalker ranch. JTR, Tom, and Jorge just went back home knowing that RJ might get in trouble again, but not really caring.