Super Story 2

Well, JTR radioed to ask Chris to personally oversee the travel arrangements. "Everybody seems to be agreeing, 'cept Ben Baxter and Natasha Ashley, who are at the outskirts of Willicoochie County preparing for the Willicoochie Road Rage 500." said Chris. JTR tells Chris to make sure those two GET HERE. Chris immediately leaves in the Experiance Jet to pick up the guests. After overseeing everyones safe arrival, Chris leaves with JTR and RJ to pick up Ben and Natasha ,any means possible.

Well, Willicoochie has too much forest area to land the jet anywhere near the race's start. As such JTR, RJ and Chris land in an open field about a three miles from the start line. They unload the Super Cool Experiance All Terrain Vehicle (SCEATV) and head for the race. JTR begins to wonder exactly what Natasha and Ben are doing in a race together in Willicoochie, but he figures it's best not to ask questions. When they reach the start line the race has already started. There's not time to wait. They left Jimbob in charge at the park. JTR hits the gas and Chris & RJ hold on. They shoot through the backroads of Willicoochie for some time before JTR realizes he doesn't know where he's going. RJ tells him to turn left, Chris says to turn right. JTR compromises and whips the wheel left spins around and takes the road to the right. In doing so the crew find themselves heading straight for the other racers. They're going to hit them head on...

Well as they look straight at the other drivers all the guys scream, and JTR instantly throws the car into reverse. Now the lead car is nose to nose with them, and JTR notices that it is Ben and Natasha, so they wave, who respectivly wave back. After a few seconds of this JTR decides he needs to stop Natasha and Ben, so he hits his brakes. This causes a horible chain recation which leads to Natasha and Ben's car being hurled into a tree. When Ben and Natasha get out, JTR, RJ and Chris quickly usher them to the jet. Hopefully the park is still standing when they get back.

Ben and Natasha were very upset with what just happened. They actually thought they were being kidnapped. JTR told them to settle down and he would explane everything. After hearing what JTR had to say, they felt much better and told JTR they would be more than honored to see this place. Just then the pilot came on the speaker and said for everyone to set down and buckle their seatbelts. The plane started bumping around, moving from side to side and suddenly flipped upside down.

Then the gang heard a big crash in the cockpit area. Chris released his seatbelt and fell to the ceiling of the plane and crawled to the front but all of a sudden the plane took a nose dive which sent Chris slamming into the cockpit door. He then got to his feet and opened the door to see that the pilot had been sucked out the front window. JTR and RJ had joined Chris in the cockpit as they try to get the plane stable. RJ's mouth then dropped open as he noticed that they were heading for a mountain, but just then Chris and JTR were able to spin the airplane around to the right direction as the bottom of the plane scraped the top of the rocks which damaged the landing gear. They had no clue about it until they tried to land on the island. Back at the office park Jimbob gets word that the boat carrying Tom, Daniel Stichcomb, Mike Goodman, and Sam Malone is about to dock so Jimbob jumps in the EATV (Experiance All Terrain Vehicle) and heads down to the dock to pick them up and bring back to the main building. Meanwhile on the other side of the island in a remote cave the Mortar Creek Witch is talking to James Beck about her plan to ruin the park and JTR. As she asks James, " are the creatures ready?" he tells her they are and she says that tonight we will let loose and army of Redneckapes to destroy everything and everybody on this island. Then she asked him about JTR's plane and he says it has been taken care of. They won't be coming back. Chris and JTR see the landing strip and tell everyone to get their seatbelts back on for the landing. They lower the gear but a signal on the control board alerts them that the front gear is not down so JTR tells RJ to take the radio and go down below and check out the problem as Chris keeps the plane in the air but just then the fuel light goes on as the left side engine cuts out. JTR yells into the radio for RJ to hurry up because we have a little trouble up here. RJ tells them that the gear is smashed into the bottom of the plane and can't come down then the right engine cuts out. Then Chris starts to look for a soft place to land as everyone braces for the rough landing.

Chris, not able to see a real clearing, turns the plane towards the water. Chris tells JTR to round up everyone in the lifeboat. "Everyone on the count of three, jump." says,Chris. " We will glide gently into the water, ready?" JTR interupts, "but Chris we have...", "not now JTR one..."replies Chris. While Chris was preparing to jump everyone else put on a parachute. "TWO!" Everyone else has just jumped out while Chris was under the boat, preparing to jump. "THREE! GO!GO!GO!" Chris leaps out of the plane flips in the air into the boat and seemingly carining into a small snowcapped mountain on the island he had forgotten about. Meanwhile JTR leads everybody else into the safty of the museum's rooftop. JTR then escorts everybody to the lobby for a role call. Realizing Chris is missing JTR radios for the island security to go out and search for him. Chris meanwhile is speeding down the mountain on an inflatable lifeboat headed for the much dreaded Jerrbear habitat. Well Jimbob finally arrives at the dock, after getting sidetracked by a snowcone vendor, a nickel, a coke machine, a butterfly, and a bunny rabbit, now tries to lead our unsuspecting guests back to the museum. On the other side of the island our two evil doers are making the final preperations for their devious plot and playing "Scrabble".

JTR takes Ben and Natasha to a room in the visitor complex and gets them settled in. RJ goes to find Jimbob, Tom, Mike, Daniel, and Sam. Cason Jones and park security find out that Chris went down some where around the Jerrbear Habitat so they head that way. Chris knows more than his fair share about Jerrbears so he should be okay until Cason gets there. In the mean time the Mortar Witch has cheated to beat James at Scrabble so they move on to Monopoly. When RJ finds Jimbob he's trying to get the snowcone vendor to buy a coke for a butterfly and a bunny rabbit with a nickel. RJ asks where the guests are and Jimbob tells him that they wanted to save the boat so he told them he'd come back and get them later. RJ takes Jimbob's EATV and goes to the boat. The plane must have crashed into the boat. Tom, Mike, and Daniel have pulled everyone out of the burning tangle of boat and plane to safty. Sam is tending to the injured. Everyone has pretty much been saved and RJ drives up and asks what happened. Mike tells him they were just getting off the boat when this plane falls out of the sky and crashes into the boat. Tom tells him about how they sprung into action and got everyone off the boat no thanks to Jimbob. They all take a look at the reck for a moment. Mike makes a comment that they'll have to get back another way. RJ tells them they'll have to drive back. Mike argues that they can't because they're on an island. RJ tells them they better find a way to drive because the plane and the boat are the only two ways off the island right now. With this the plane and the boat sink to the bottom of the ocean.

Well after JTR calmed Ben and Natasha down, he offered to show them his classic film Unexplained Mysteries, they seemed to laugh at it very much. Meanwhile: RJ, Mike,Tom, Daniel, and Sam all have tried to squeeze onto the EATV, with no luck. There was room for all of them because Sam had all of her shoes there. So in RJ’s wisdom he said they should walk back, but everyone told him to shut up, they drove off with Sam rather unhappy, due to losing her shoes. When they stopped for Jimbob, RJ got out to get him and Mike,Tom, Daniel, and Sam stole the EATV. So RJ and Jimbob had to walk, but not very far. They cut a few corners, and arrived a few minutes before the EATV did. Every one was already mad. JTR seemed a little dismayed, but did his best and told them he was starting a new movie, Unexplained Mysteries 2: Return to the Pharmacist. While this was happening RJ told JTR about the boat and plane sinking. JTR said well lets just tell them everything is fine and let them get on with the tour after Chris and Cason get back, RJ said ok.

Cason Jones however was now on her own driving a jeep, the security got angry (and a little sad) after she called them idiots when they couldn’t move a tree properly. Chris however had a very interesting landing, when he landed and slid down the mountain he hit a few branches, and for a few minutes a was fine, but at that moment a rather thirsty butterfly landed on a boulder which caused it to roll after Chris. When Chris saw this he screamed then he steered the raft into a clear looking muddy area that strangely resembled the path of a boulder so he with the boulder behind him slid down this path, until Chris saw where all the other boulders must have stopped. So Chris jumped just in the nick of time out of the boulder’s way and he got to see a neat rock explosion. During all of this Jorge had been trying to buy a bag of Fritos from the machine in the hall but it wouldn’t take his dollar, and no one had change. Cason noticing the commotion drove down towards the area. When Chris walked down to the boulder he saw the squished raft and laughed because he was still alive, suddenly he heard the sound of a Jearbear, and it sounded close.

Chris froze when he heard what he thought was the dreaded Jerrbear. The last thing he needed was to have to deal with a Jerrbear. Just then he heard a Jeep coming so he ran to flag it down. It was Cason. Chris jumped in and said let's get out of here, I think there is a Jerrbear about to attack. Sure enough, just as Chris got the words out of his mouth, the dreaded Jerrbear jumped out and started chasing them. Cason hit the gas and started shifting gears. Lucky for them, in all of the excitement of trying to get going, she put the jeep in reverse and they went backwards in a really big hurry and slammed right into the Jerrbear which immediately knocked it out. Chris and Cason looked at each other and let out a very big sigh of relief. They decided they had experienced way to much excitement for the day and they were ready to head back to base where they could get cleaned up and get something to eat. So they headed back.

On the way back to the visitors center the jeeps back wheels suddenly fall off as a result of hitting the jerrbear. They get out and Cason gets on the radio to call JTR. Cason tells him they are stuck and needs help. JTR says him and RJ are on the way then he heard a roar and the radio went dead. JTR called RJ into his office and told him what happen and to go get the Islands newest vehicle The F.A.R.T (Fierce Army Rescue Tank). JTR tells Jimbob to make the guest happy and comfortable for the tour tomorrow then he goes out and jumps into the F.A.R.T with RJ and takes off into the jungle. Meanwhile back at the cave James Beck pulls out a new game called Twister after Mortar Witch won at Monopoly with every property. Then they started to play Twister when a knock comes to the cave door and it's the pizza they order from Pizza Perfect . The delivery boy then asked for a tip for coming so far out so James brings him in and feeds him to the LSU fan. They call in Aja the Red and Chris Walker to watch the uncut version of Thursday the 12th and eat pizza and fritos.

Jimbob shows everyone the rooms where they will be sleeping. The guests ask Jimbob what happen and he told them but he said everything will be good for the morning tour if they find Chris and Cason. Everyone went to their rooms. Mike and Tom in room 1, Daniel and Ben in room 2, and Sam and Natasha in room 4. About midnight Mike got up and Tom asked him what he is doing. He said he couldn't sleep so he will go help. Tom said wait he will go too. They get outside and run into Ben and Daniel who had the same idea. They then heard a noise and shined the flash lights on Sam and Natasha as they all screamed. Then the group walks up to the top of a nearby hill to lookout and see if they could see any thing. The moon came out from behind the clouds to light up the island as bright as the day. They looked down into the valley to see a herd of Creeping Terrors slowly walking across the field after a LSU fan. The group pointed and laughed as they turned to go find Chris and Cason. The group is about to head into the jungle when Jimbob drives up in the EATV and tells everyone that they must go back to the center. But Mike says we can help, as he trips over a vine to reveal a Port O Potty. Jimbob runs in it to use the toilet and it lights up like a christmas tree and vanishes but then retunes a second later. Jimbob falls out screaming. Everyone ask what happen and Jimbob says I flushed and the next thing I know I was in the middle of King Arthur's round Table, then I jumped back in and ended up in a civil war battle, I jumped in again and flushed twice and returned here. At that moment everyone said are you tell us that this is a Time Traveling Port O Potty or (T.T.P.O.P ). Jimbob then shakes his head yes and Daniel says how cool.

The group starts to leave to go find Chris and Cason when a tree falls down right in front of everyone and a Creeping Terror starts coming through. Then R.J and JTR crash through some bushes in front of the group in the F.A.R.T. Everyone slowly walks away from the Creeping Terror and over to the F.A.R.T and gets in. JTR runs over the Creeping Terror as they go back to the museum. Mike ask have they found Chris and Cason yet? JTR said when he got the alarm from Jimbob's belt they had to come back to help his guest.

Back at the museum JTR and R.J drop off everyone then get back in the F.A.R.T to go find Chris and Cason. Everyone then goes inside and waits for Tom to hopefully get back with a plane or ship and JTR and RJ to return with Chris and Cason. In the kitchen Jorge finds some chips he grabs the bag which turns out to be Freetoes chips, but he was hungry and chips are chips. Jimbob says that since we can't sleep then lets play pin the tail on the Jabberwock, when Chris and Cason bust into the door all muddy. Everyone asks what happened?

It seems the park is falling apart and our would be heroes are all in danger, so onward we will press. Tom re-appears dressed liked Conan the barbarian (rising from his travel throne) proclaiming that he found out that the volcano is a man-made volcano, a man/witch-made volcano. Chocolate causes redneck-apes to go into a blind rage, and the rage call of a redneck-ape is "Moogidy Moogidy Moo". About that time Triple-H comes out of the T.T.P.O.P. and grabs Tom and away they go, where? When? Nobody knows.

Jimbob hears about the volcano and uses his cell phone to mail order a crap load of marshmellows for the hot-chocolate party. On the other side of the "island", the Evil Villian Incorperated League (E.V.I.L.) plots their evil victory party, and has started the guest list, including the special guest speaker... Evil J. Back on the other side of the "island" where we started this paragraph, Chris and Cason try to make it to the weapons armory that Chris set up for "Emergency's ONLY" when they are surrounded by ten R.A.'s (redneck apes... stay with me). Cason was only carrying a stun gun and Chris, well he hasn't had the best of luck now has he? The R.A.'s start circling them chanting the rage call, when Chris drops like a sack of potatoes, it is then that Cason realizes that Chris was bleeding, and aperently had been for some time. Chris tells Cason that he was bitten by a Jerrbear and that she should leave as soon as possible. The bite triggered the jerrbear DNA Chris carried dormant in his own DNA, acting as a catalyst the adrenaline spead up the process and had begun Chris's transformation into the legendary were-jerebear.

Meanwhile back at the museum Jimbob and the other guests have found their way to the roof of the building. Chris and Cason had left for the weapons armory seconds before the Hot Chocolate hit the museum. Jimbob didn't quite understand that this Chocolate would burn him because it was so hot, so Mike and Daniel were sitting on Jimbob to make sure he didn't hurt himself. None of them seem to notice that Jimbob is still trying to order giant marshmellows on his cell phone.

Cason tried to run when Chris started to become a Were-Jerebear but the Redneck Apes cut of all escapes. Not only that but the Hot Chocolate was creeping closer every second and making the Redneck Apes even more raged. Though the Were-JereBear transformation process had been spead up by the adrenaline, there was still no telling how long it would take Chris to change. So Cason used her stun gun on a near by Redneck Ape and made a break for it. All the Apes forgot about Chris and gave chase to Cason.

Just when the other guests were ready to give up hope, JTR and RJ returned in the F.A.R.T. The FART was strong enough to resist the burn of the hot chocolate. At this time Jorge finally found his way to the roof. He was still munching on Freetoes. After RJ informed Jorge that Freetoes are Mikahobo food, the other guests tell JTR and RJ what's going on. At this JTR notices Jimbob talking on his cell phone. At this JTR comes up with a plan. JTR, RJ, Jorge, Mike, and Daniel will go find Chris and Cason. Ben, Natasha, Sam, and Jimbob will take F.A.R.T. 2 and go to the plan tower. Jimbob's phone should get signal enough to call for help there. At this JTR notices his dad is missing and asks where he is. Mike tells JTR and RJ about the T.T.P.O.P. and JTR is rather interested. His father is traveling through time trying to find them help. Anyway, back on task. They have to hurry. When asked why, JTR tells them that not only is the chocolate volcano man made, but the whole island is a big floating man made island. If the chocolate keeps running from the volcano the island will get top heavy and sink.

Well the guys in FART1 raced towards what they were sure was Cason Jones, the folks in FART2 had been trying to get the phone away from Jimbob, who had managed to get a call out to the giant marshmallow company (which specializes in giant mattress sized marshmallows). He ordered 46 marshmallows, but then Natasha hit him in the head and took the phone away. She asked if the companies helicopter could save them and the man on the phone told her, “No we sell and deliver giant mattress sized marshmallows, not save stranded vacationers.” So she told them to drop the marshmallows into the chocolate volcano, hoping that it would stop up the volcano and keep the island from sinking, which it did by the way. JTR had slightly better luck, they had picked up Cason but were now being chased by the raging hoard of Redneck Apes, they passed a very shiny object that almost had RJ, and Jorge out of the car, but JTR wouldn’t open the doors for them. They escaped the Redneck Apes which started watching the shiny object. When JTR and his group arrived at the plane tower, Ben, Natasha, and Sam told them that, they managed to stop the Volcano, but the phone battery died. JTR said, “It will be alright. All we need to do is go to the emergency battery hut, way on the other end of the island,” They asked him why it was all the way over there. He said, “We had built everything before we realized we needed a emergency battery hut.” Then the topic of Chris beck came up, and JTR said, “Well for right now he is turning into a monster, so we don’t need to get him just yet.”

Well the redneck apes that had been charging after the FART, got distracted by some thing shiny, yes it was that shiny. Chris beck in his Were-Jerebear state however was not distracted by this shiny thing. He commenced to beating up and brutally attacking most of the Redneck Apes. On the Other side of the island, Evil J had arrived, and got rather angry when he found out that the chocolate volcano, redneck ape thing didn’t work. So E.V.I.L. decided on a new plan. They would shut down all the fences, allowing all the animals out. Before setting out on this they decided to keep the fences around their area, and adopted a new slogan for the group, “Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.” Then alarms started sounding all over the island, it seems that EVIL didn’t have to start their plan, because the Chocolate volcano had managed to short out the fences of all the animals, well mostly the dangerous ones. JTR, Jorge, RJ, and Cason left Jimbob in a corner and tied him up. They are just starting on the road towards the emergency battery hut, but suddenly the power died in the FART. JTR decided that they have to go and try to get the battery. So they set out passing a sign saying, “Welcome you are now entering the Mikeahobo paddock, Have a nice day!” Meanwhile in the deep reaches of time, HHH and Tom have been fighting on top of the golden gate bridge, In 1930’s San Francisco.

JTR, RJ, Cason and Jorge all head through the Mikeahobo Paddock on foot heading for the Battery Hut . When the ground starts to rumble then trees all around them started to fall as they take off in four different directions. Back at Club Evil, Team Mortar Creek Witch with Aja the Red and James Beck vs. Team Evil J with Chris Walker and Allen "Venom" Jones play a game of Evil TUG of WAR over a pit of Jello. Meanwhile back in the jungle JTR and RJ crash into each other. RJ asked JTR if he knows where the others are and he said no but then they heard them yelling as a pack of LSU fans are chasing them as they just disappear. JTR and RJ take a double take then head over to where they were to see if they can find anything.

Back in 1930's San Fran HHH is going for the pedigree when Tom reverses it and pushes him off into the Pacific Ocean then Tom jumps back into the TTPOP and disappears as HHH is getting on the shore and shaking his fist towards Tom and the blinding light. Mike, Sam, Natasha, Daniel, Ben and a tied up Jimbob are playing UNO when they hear a boat horn off in the distance. JTR and RJ get to the spot where Jorge and Cason vanished but all they found was a trap door. But as they try to get in the Were- Jerebear jumps on the door as JTR and RJ scream and head toward the Battery Hut which is just over the hill. Tom lands in the present day about three weeks before JTR and the gang open up the Island park. Tom found JTR and told him what is going on and JTR told him he would take care of everything , Just make sure you give me this letter when you get back and we will be ok. Tom then jumped back into the TTPOP and flushed twice and reappeared back on the Island but on the wrong side.

Tom then gets back in and tries again when a herd of Redneckapes attacked the shiny TTPOP and destroyed it as Tom ran off into the jungle with a few Redneck apes running after him when Tom falls in a hole and ends up inside the EVIL hideout. Meanwhile back at the battery hut JTR and RJ are trying to stop Chris Beck aka Were- Jerebear. The Were-Jerebear grabs JTR around the neck and is choking him as RJ tries to help JTR first he hits the Were- Jerebear with a tennis racket and nothing happens then a beach ball still nothing. JTR and Were- jerebear stop fighting and just look at RJ. Then they go back to choking each other. RJ then picks up something and hands it to JTR and its Nipple clips which JTR clips on the Were- Jerebear as RJ turns on the power which blows the Were- Jerebear through the wall. They go check on him they pick up the wall off him to find him turned back into Chris Beck the only problem is he is naked except for his hat which makes a crazy pair of underwear.

Tom realizes he could be in danger if E.V.I.L. should realize he is there, so he waves his hand in front of his face repeatedly while walking around, trying to find someway out to deliver the letter. Meanwhile JTR and RJ try to explain to Chris what was going on and what he had done. The three of them look through the wreckage to try to find any weapons and some clothes for Chris. They find a first aid kit, a pocket knife, three "magical" beans, and a kilt. Chris puts on the kilt, takes the pocket knife and finds one of the near by redneck apes bodies and fashions together a jacket and some boxers from its skin and fur using the thread from the first aid kit. To complete his outfit he sews his hat back together. JTR and RJ laugh histarically at Chris because he looks rediculous, but nonetheless they trek on to find the others and regroup. The others just so happen to be trying to sedate Jimbob but to no avail. Back at Club EVIL, Tom's arm is beginning to be very tired from all the waving, then he sees he actually has walked out of the cave. He now makes his way frantically through the woods to find JTR and deliver the letter. He finds a beaten path about three hours through the woods, so being exhausted he takes the seemingly easy route, which he falls into the same trap as Cason and the others. Can Tom ever catch a break? Will Tom ever deliver the letter? Will we ever find out what secrets that letter may hold?

Who's to say? Back at the plane tower JTR, RJ, and Chris revel that they actually managed to get the batteries they were looking for, as well as Chris's "interesting" new cloths. They put the batteries in Jimbob's phone but it still doesn't work. JTR asks who stocked the battery hut. Jimbob says he did. JTR asks why the batteries don't work. Jimbob says he had to test all the batteries to make sure they would work for a long time. So he used them all untill they ran out of power to know just how much juice they had. JTR, RJ, Chris, Mike, Daniel, Ben, Natasha, and Sam let out a long heavy sigh.

Tom has been sliding down a long mud slide this whole time. Finally he reaches the bottom and finds himself in a secret jail room. Cason and Jorge are there trying to find a way out. Cason and Jorge are excited to see Tom. They ask him about the letter he has. Tom begins to tell them how he had traveled through time, fought Triple H, and finally found JTR. JTR told him that they couldn't risk changing the future but that he would leave a secret get away boat on the island some where. Past JTR drew a map to the secret get away boat, but he drew it in a secret code that only he knew how to crack. Tom had to get the letter to JTR so they could find the boat. He also tells them about E.V.I.L. and their cave. Back at the plane tower JTR and the others are trying to figure out what the next plan of action is...

While JTR and the gang were trying to come up with a plan E.V.I.L. had gotten tired of sitting around playing games, and have decided the best way to get at JTR and his guests would be to attack them. So they began to put that plan into motion. Meanwhile- our heroes and their guests were outside the plane tower, because the door was locked-JTR seemed to have finally come up with a plan, when suddenly a wall materialized out of nowhere, JTR walked over to it to find out why it was there, and suddenly the wall exploded inward, sending JTR flying, and most of the guests getting pelted with wall fragments, and out from behind the wall emerged E.V.I.L.-the witch seemed to have grown the wall for the dramatic effect of blowing it in-JTR, RJ, Chris, and some of the not so hurt guests stood up ready to fight when a very large amount of game pieces, game boards, and some scrabble letters. E.V.I.L. was quick to trap JTR in the Twister Sheet; they tied Chris up with the tug of war rope, and stuck RJ in the giant bowl of Jell-O. Just as the guests were getting up, in hopes of saving our heroes, the ground started rumbling, the guests expecting a chocolate volcano explosion were rather impressed when the Technodrome came rumbling out of the ground, E.V.I.L. promptly took JTR, Chris, and RJ into the Technodrome, and as they were shutting the door, Tom, Jorge and Cason showed up. And after spending about ten minutes explaining to the guests that they should try to save our heroes, the Technodrome started to move away from them, to make matters worse they now saw that Jimbob was loose, but thankfully he was nowhere to be seen.